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Brandt was born a smart baby, a smart kid. But then a brick hit his head at some point. He did not even know about said brick until someone told him he was hit in the head with a brick. He was also apparently hit in the face with a bat at a young age, and split his chin twice. Strangely later in life he was not nearly as stupid or skilled in the ways of hurting himself, and became what one would call a dork. Then people introduced him to jeans and he actually started wearing things that looked halfway decent.

Then many'a time later he started working out and has thus started to bulk up ever so slightly.

Now he spends his days online, playing games, hitting yellow balls, or hurting himself with various repetitive motions holding heavy things.

P.S. Don't worry, I drank my milk, my head's really hard now.

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